[ Click! goes the feed as it turns on, seemingly of its own accord. Right now, it's providing a lovely view of the ceiling. You're treated to this altogether uncommon sight for several seconds, with nothing audible but a distant hum.

Then suddenly! Something blue and brown zooms past the Guide's camera, and you hear the distinct roar of those ( Read more... )

[ There is a high-pitched whistling audible on the Guide today -- nothing too loud, but it might certainly be unexpected. After a few seconds of this, the video flickers on, and a grinning Time Lord is visible on your screen. ]Friends, Vogons, citizens of the good ship Thor, lend me your ears ( Read more... )

[So, there's this face. And he's on your screen. Kind of obnoxiously, actually; but he's there, and he's grinning, and apparently he's bouncing around because he's just so energetic right now.]Hello! Is thi ( Read more... )

[... Don't panic. Don't panic. Good bit of advice, as far as being given advice from an inanimate object goes. But he's the Doctor. If he wants to panic, he's going to panic, thank you very much. And so:]

What? ... What?! What?!

( while you were looking for yourself out there? (cut for TL;DR) )

[ The feed switches on to show a foot. No, it's not accidental. The Doctor's just lounging around in a chair as he figures out how to start. Looks like inspiration's hit him because he takes his feet off the desk and leans forward to face the Guide. ]What do you think happened to your planet? Not what you've heard about any intergalactic parking ( Read more... )

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I know I've asked this before, but has anyone seen a woman with bright, ginger hair. Probably in the shopping malls somewhere. Answers to the name Donna Noble! She wasn't here before and then she was, for a bit, after being picked up by the ship. I thought she might've just been busy exploring, but I can't seem to get a hold of her ( Read more... )

It seems a few of you, I think, were recruited for a private guard job by wantsadoctorate. I happen to be the man in question whose little blue box you'll be guarding. If you're still interested, drop me a line so we can work out payments and timings and all the other uninteresting stuff. I'm not too sure yet, but by the number who seemed interested, it's ( Read more... )

When they tell you that your job is to be a toymaker, they really ought to tell you what sort of toys you're going to be making. I mean, ones that explode are really, really not what you'd call employee friendly.

Not when they looked like that anyways ( Read more... )

[ The guide turns on with a clatter and at first all you can see is snow. And then feet coming into view as they run closer and a hand hastily picking it up. ]

Blasted thing. Maybe I ought to have bought gloves so it wouldn't slip out of my hand so often.

[ He sounds out of breath and his hand is shaking as he brushes off the snow. ]Don't worry ( Read more... )